A few random thoughts to get things started

WANTED:

Dead or Alive

For unwarranted bottle licking, accessory to bottle licking,

conspiracy to lick bottles, promotion of unwarrented bottle licking, licking while having a blue tounge,

unlicensed blue tounge usage within city limits (multiple counts),

Excessive chest hair exposure, and looking too much alike.

Is that an abnormally large beer in Eric's hand, or was he just that small that many years ago? It's hard to tell because the frames on his glasses make his face look so much smaller as well. Alex looks normal size, but he is behind Eric, so he could actually be way bigger and much further back than it appears, holding the same size beer. Did you two go through a period where one grew quicker than the other? Actually, as a serious question, did you, or have you always been the same size (sans waistlines!)? On that note. I stuck to the push-up plan for all of like 3 days. I am going to start again, maybe right now. OK, just did 15. wow, that was amazingly hard considering I'm not even 28 yet. Megan and I have been playing Racquette Ball lately, and swimming. I'm trying to work some Tennis in there too, we'll see, but we're trying to get into shape, at least get active together.

Anyways, Kudos Eric for setting up the blog. And as for your affinity for Google, have you seen this picture? I laugh every time I see it. I don't know where I saw it first, but that's just plain funny.

Another thing that I have been meaning to ask you, Eric, is, since I know you're a Tool fan, now that you live in LA, what do you think of the song, "ænema?" If you're not familar with which song I speak of, here are the lyrics:

Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this

*Chorus*

*Bulls*** three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

Here in this hopeless f***ing hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any f***ing time.

Any f***ing day.

Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.*

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car.

*Chorus*

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.

Some say we'll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will cuz

I sure could use a vacation from this
Silly s***, stupid s***...
One great big festering neon distraction,

I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.

Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
Learn to swim.
F*** L Ron Hubbard and

F*** all his clones.

F*** all those gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.
Learn to swim.
F*** retro anything.

F*** your tattoos.

F*** all you junkies and

F*** your short memory.
Learn to swim.
F*** smiley glad-hands

With hidden agendas.

F*** these dysfunctional,

Insecure actresses.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain

And I'm praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way.

I wanna watch it all go down.

Mom please flush it all away.

I wanna watch it go right in and down.

I wanna watch it go right in.

Watch you flush it all away.
Time to bring it down again.

Don't just call me pessimist.

Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't

Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it all come down.

suck it down.

flush it down.